Gill Bates – Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Finally, a sweatshirt that lets you lounge like a billionaire in a bathtub — gills included. This cozy unisex crewneck blends soft cotton with durable polyester, keeping you warm while you explain to strangers why Bill Gates is bathing with a rubber duck. (Spoiler: it’s because he’s Gill Bates now, and that’s how gilled billionaires roll.)

Perfect for lazy Sundays, awkward family dinners, or when you want your outfit to double as an icebreaker, this sweatshirt is equal parts comfort and conversation starter. Give it as a gift, wear it ironically, or wear it sincerely — we won’t judge.

Product Features

• Side seams for added structure (and to stop you looking like a potato sack).

• Necktape for comfort and reduced stretching (your neckline deserves respect).

• Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention (no saggy collar blues).

• 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend (soft enough for Netflix, tough enough for public ridicule).

• Medium-heavy weight for warmth and durability.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold (30C / 90F)

• Do not bleach (unless you want Gill to fade into a ghost)

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron/steam/dry: low heat

• No dry cleaning — Gill doesn’t like that kind of heat.

⚡“Gill Bates: because even billionaires need bubble baths.”