We treat satire like a craft, parody like a medium, and your shopping cart like a gallery of bad decisions done right. Every product is part joke, part art, part conversation starter you’ll have to explain at least twice.

So if you’re looking for safe and sensible — sorry, wrong shop. If you’re looking for a tote bag with attitude, a T-shirt that double-takes itself, or a phone case that’s basically a punchline — welcome home.